Only Half a Guido?
It was tough growing up in Washington
My parents had a half guido/half korean son
I was the only half guido on the west coast
People were insanely jealous because I could lift the most
I had mad gel in my hair and a black trans am
The guys gave me trouble but the girls didnt give a damn
Still, I yearned to leave this boring space
I was sick and tired of feeling out of place
Then suddenly, I went got into college in NJ
I packed my tank tops, tinted gucci glasses, jagermeister, and i was on my way
My first summer down the shore, I was scared
I was half guido and half korean, i thought people cared
My friends finally took me to temptations
I walked in and found my home guido nation
Im only half guido but people didnt stress
They were more interested in how much i could bench press
Slowly, I began to feel at home
I didnt hear any insults about my greasy dome
Tempts is all about having a good time
Being only half guid, was not a crime
Im back in washington state now
I miss Jersey and Tempts, ill get by, but how?
Thank you Jersey and Tempts for accepting me
Those memories make me happier than a new tube of Pro-V
Chris B from Washington state