DON’T BE THAT GUY
(sent in anonymously)
Don’t be that guy who is always asked by his friends in January to be in a shore house that summer, and year after year say no.
Don’t be that guy who misses out on the clubs that slam all summer long and are packed with beautiful women and guys who are all about having a good time.
Don’t be that guy to mock people for going down the shore weekend after weekend and go to the same places with the same people.
Don’t be that guy to come down the shore and go to Temptations for the first time and never give yourself a chance to lose yourself in the energy and music that makes that club the #1 place to party.
Don’t be that guy who gets a shore house with all his boys and comes down only on holiday weekends.
Don’t be that guy who is afraid to take his shirt off on Sunday at the Surf Club because he thinks he is too small compared to everyone else.
Don’t be that guy who comes down the shore with all these stereotypes on how people act and what people do when they are down there.
Don’t be that guy to complain about the size of his shore house and that no one cleans the mess but you.
Don’t be that guy who gets pissed off when a crew comes to your shore house after Tempts for a sick after hour’s party that lasts until the wee hours of the morning.
Don’t be that guy who worries about what you are going to wear that night and who is going out with you and how much money you should spend or what time you are going to get home.
Don’t be that guys who has been talking shit all winter about how out of control and crazy this summer is going to be and then when the summer comes you half ass it and miss weekends and don’t go out on Friday nights down there cause you are shot from work all week, or don’t end up at the Surf Club or Tempts on Sunday’s cause you left early to beat the traffic.
Don’t be that guy who misses out on partying like you have never partied before. Go down the shore, get a sick tan, go to all the clubs and dance your face off to the hottest music, pick up girls, don’t sleep, don’t stay in, don’t miss out on what could be the best times of your life.
THERE ARE NO EXCUSES, PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR UNTIL YOU DIE
Sent in by an anonymous fan